Sooners to be exposed to backwoods couture
Down south we go, where the “Fowl” Winds blow!
Bonjour, mon Ami! Yes, your fair Fashionista has made it home from the Great White North. Though I did have a bit of a struggle entering the country from Canada.
Once the uniformed henchmen realized how wonderfully I was dressed, they demanded I give them some fashion tips to make their own dreary regalia more becoming. I was not sure their commanding officers were going to sign off on the new look until one walked in wearing a charming hot pink beret!
I left them beaucoup Crimson and Cream accoutrement before heading south.
South Carolina…with a mascot that represents a misdemeanor
Now, where was I? Oh, yes! South Carolina. How very backwoods! And with a mascot that represents a misdemeanor. Of course, we are the Sooners, so I shall say no more on the subject.
As for the people of South Carolina, let’s just say if you are what you eat, folks there are Shrimp & Grits.
I’ve heard that the three most important things in South Carolinians’ lives are 1. Football 2. Whiskey 3. Shrimp and Grits.
I’ve also heard that the hot, humid climate there leads folks to wear crop tops, mesh shirts and oversize hats. I’m not even going into what the females of the South wear. Lord help us if the shirts come off.
So I’m going to stay safe and sound in Soonerland this weekend and watch the game on my 325 inch Hi Def TV. I watch on my smaller set because I promised Brock he could have a Hallmark Christmas Movie Binge Fest on my bigger one.
Until next week, my loves!
Toodles,
—Your Sooner Fashionista
Melissa, a/k/a “Sooner Fashionista” keeps our couture in check for those fall escapades at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium.
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