The night before the playoffs
‘Twas the night before playoffs, when all through OU,
all the fans were a-planning:
Their kick ass, part two.
The smack talk was flying as fast as you wish,
Not only around Norman, but from fans of the Irish.
The Sooners were ready
As they slept in their beds.
While visions of Nattie # 8 danced in their heads;
And Alabama in their smugness, And sure of a win, We know they are only present…
Because of ESPN.
It seems we must put them Back in their hole.
They should have been sent To a much lesser bowl.
More rapid than eagles, The Sooners will come.
Venables shall call them, Each and Every one.
“Now, Mateer! now, Burks! now Kearney, we’ll take a chance on!
“I’ll kick their butt again” said Sandell, his short pants on!
To the top of the polls! to the top of the game!
We shall overcome and put Alabama to shame.
Next time, dearest Elephant, Get there by yourself,
Quit relying on others, Leprechaun or Elf.
Friday’s a-coming, Your D-Day is here,
“The Sooner the Better” cries out our Mateer
Then we’ll hear him exclaim, ere they drive off of the scene—
“The only Crimson that’s awesome,
Is the Crimson and Cream!”
Melissa, a/k/a “Sooner Fashionista” keeps our couture in check for those fall escapades at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium.
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