Fashionista: Going down south to the land of grits and crop tops
Sooners to be exposed to backwoods couture
Down south we go, where the “Fowl” Winds blow!
Bonjour, mon Ami! Yes, your fair Fashionista has made it home from the Great White North. Though I did have a bit of a struggle entering the country from Canada.
Once the uniformed henchmen realized how wonderfully I was dressed, they demanded I give them some fashion tips to make their own dreary regalia more becoming. I was not sure their commanding officers were going to sign off on the new look until one walked in wearing a charming hot pink beret!
I left them beaucoup Crimson and Cream accoutrement before heading south.
Now, where was I? Oh, yes! South Carolina. How very backwoods! And with a mascot that represents a misdemeanor. Of course, we are the Sooners, so I shall say no more on the subject.