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Keep those shirts on at the tailgate, friends

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Hello, Crimson and Cream Fashion Lovers!  I am so glad to be back into the haute couture mix where I judge you silently from afar. 

Forgive my recent absence.  I had to take a sudden break due to an egregious faux pas committed by a dear friend.  I had to bail her from fashion jail, swearing I will never let her wear burnt orange again. 

And if you silently pronounced that last phrase, “fox pause”, you need to contact your closest well dressed friend as well or you may find yourself in the stony lonesome, wearing bright orange which looks good on no one.

Today is the day, friends!  Today we will discuss the ever popular, but ever differing, Tail Gating Party.  When I say differing, I mean several things but today I will be discussing size and offerings provided by each.

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Fashionista: Clear bags policy shows bias against purses

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Hello, Fellow Sooner Fashionistas, and post-Happy Hallowe’en!  A time when bad fashion can be forgiven in the name of sugary sustenance and monster-filled galas. 

However, let’s not forget the impact of candy-induced Halloween Hips grown right before the time of Thanksgiving thunder thighs.

But today we must discuss the horrible requirement of many a stadium fan – the clear backpack or purse. 

I realize this fashion decision lies not with the wearer but with the obviously misguided heads of security o’er said stadium.  No doubt ill-dressed, mouth-breathers who wear only what is on sale at the closest Wally World Supercenter.

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Flaunt the fedora — forget the foam finger

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Hello, Fellow Fashionistas! Greetings from the Country of Crimson and Cream.

While we are still floating triumphantly, adrift on a glorious sea consisting of destroyed dreams and hopes, in the hideous hue of burnt orange, we must consider upcoming contests and the fashion opportunities and flopportunities they offer.

The first resounding fashion “YES” that we find here afloat on our Sooner Schooner (the ship, not the wagon because, for the love of all that’s holy think of the horses!), is the magnificent golden chapeau that now belongs to our beloved Bevo-beating boys.

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