Twas the night before playoffs, when all through OU,
all the fans were a-planning:
Their kick ass, part two.
The smack talk was flying as fast as you wish,
Not only around Norman, but from fans of the Irish.
The Sooners were ready
As they slept in their beds.
Buona Giornata, amori miei! ‘Tis time, ‘tis time for your beloved Fashionista’s next to last addition to this season. You see, I do try to keep my catty nature to myself but seeing as this is the 105th tiger mascot we’ve played this fall, I’ve decided to make said feline release my barbed tongue and I will use my Ultimate Pen when writing the PenUltimate column of 2025. Here we go, rowr!
Top 7 bits of fashion advice to give LSU fans:
7. “Oh, I love that you’re so committed to the ‘comfortable” look. It’s so… practical.
6.”That’s a very brave choice for a Saturday morning.”
5. “Your haircut looks good, given what the stylist had to work with.”
4. “It’s great that you don’t worry about things matching perfectly. That’s a real time-saver, I bet.”
juppu’wI’, nuqneH! Yes, my vast language skills reach even unto the stars! All are welcome here. As long as you love the Sooners, you are welcome to embrace the fashion advice I lovingly bestow each week when the autumn leaves and the foes of our beloved Sooners are falling.
t’s time for your Treasure Trove of Tres Chic to address the elephant on the gridiron. I am not speaking of the weeping pachyderm spoken of last week.
Nay, nay! I am, in fact, speaking of Tate Sandell, our amazing field goal kicker who decided to give the ladies and some gentlemen a reason to watch the game on Saturdays. Yes, I am referring to the amazing “booty” short pants he wore when playing those awful orange Vols of Tennessee.