Male cheerleader lends his assistance after last week’s column
Good ‘morrow, my little Soonerlings! I hope your days have been finey, shiny and most of all sublimey. Mine certainly have been.
After my “unmatched” (this is only allowed in competition, never in fashion) column including male cheerleaders last week, I actually had one contact me. A cheerleader, not a column.
After he was able to circumnavigate through my security systems that include but are not limited to fingerprint scans, my Papipoo, Prince Charlie, and a Project Runway type judgment, I am happy to introduce Brock, a wonderfully talented male cheerleader to my column. He is most recently from Maricopa County, Arizona where he urged on the Fighting Artichokes of Scottsdale Community College. “Fighting Artichokes?” you may ask.
It is up to our boys to unmask their devious charade enveloped within those ghastly colors…
Well, they may have choked Artie but they have done nothing but wonders for my friend, Brock.
After asking about the fashion of the Maricopa County sports world, I was not surprised to find out that it is much like the mundane world of Michigan Wolverines, which is coincidentally, who our fair Sooner Boys combat this Saturday.
Mainly that a fashion show in the MC of AZ is long, boring and overrated, which describes the gameplay of the Wolverines to a “T”. It is up to our boys to unmask their devious charade enveloped within those ghastly colors of Blue and Maize. Yes, Maize. Like a corn maze in October, try to figure that one out.
So, until next time my lovelies, my new assistant and I leave you to be Dreamily, Steamily and, most of all, Crimson and Creamily tres chic!
(Special thanks to Brock whom I like to call Brock the Rock. He told me he’d rather be called Bryce the Nice. I asked him why, since his name is Brock. He dared to respond, “It’s not. It’s Bryce. You’re just mispronouncing it”. As if. Brock, the Rock it is.)
The Sooner Fashonista
Melissa, a/k/a “Sooner Fashionista” keeps our couture in check for those fall escapades at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium.
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