A vacay getaway as I walk the Sooner Runway!
Good Day, my Sooner lovelies! Or as they say at my current location, “Bonjour, mon ami!” Yes, your beloved fashionista is strutting the streets of Winnipeg, Canada as we speak. Brock is here as well. Who else will I get to carry my luggage then give me tootsie massages later? I believe I’ll let him hang around a bit longer.
Now as to Great White fashion. The Canadian people do like their hockey jerseys over football attire, but I have yet to see one dreaded Longhorn rag upon any person and/or animal.
Nor have I seen any orange.
Our Northern neighbors at least have that much fashion sense. I was even able to find a statue of “The Sower” which is very reminiscent of our own glorious sculpture on the Sooner’s hallowed soil.
What is the difference between a UT fan and a puppy?
So, in closing, I can honestly say, even Canadians hate Texas! Resplendent!
What does Brock say?
A puppy eventually stops whining.
Really, Brock? Well, manners and Brock never go hand and hand. Especially when burnt orange is involved.
I’ll be back in the states soon, my dears, with more style to make you smile.
Ciao, darlings.
— Your Sooner Fashionista
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