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Fashionista: Let’s dress up Boomer and Sooner

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A horse is a horse, of course, of course

And no one can dress a horse of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is dressed by

Your Sooner Fashionista!

Hello, my lovelies!  It’s your Fashionista bringing all the fashion that is fashion this fall on the football field. 

And upon your Sooner gridiron, occasionally, there are two anthropomorphic horses named Boomer and Sooner.  Not those attached to the Little House on Prairie Wagon but those with human hands and 5 fingers. I kid you not!

But what my fashion filled brain wants to know is whose job is it to dress these said equines? Maestro Venebles?  Surely, not.  The man can barely dress himself. Though their taste in clothes does lean the same way.

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Fashionista: Going down south to the land of grits and crop tops

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Sooners to be exposed to backwoods couture

Down south we go, where the “Fowl” Winds blow!

Bonjour, mon Ami!  Yes, your fair Fashionista has made it home from the Great White North.  Though I did have a bit of a struggle entering the country from Canada. 

Once the uniformed henchmen realized how wonderfully I was dressed, they demanded I give them some fashion tips to make their own dreary regalia more becoming. I was not sure their commanding officers were going to sign off on the new look until one walked in wearing a charming hot pink beret! 

I left them beaucoup Crimson and Cream accoutrement before heading south.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes! South Carolina. How very backwoods! And with a mascot that represents a misdemeanor. Of course, we are the Sooners, so I shall say no more on the subject.

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Sooner Fashionista: No ‘horns orange up north

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A vacay getaway as I walk the Sooner Runway!

Good Day, my Sooner lovelies!  Or as they say at my current location, “Bonjour, mon ami!”  Yes, your beloved fashionista is strutting the streets of Winnipeg, Canada as we speak.  Brock is here as well.  Who else will I get to carry my luggage then give me tootsie massages later?  I believe I’ll let him hang around a bit longer.

Now as to Great White fashion. The Canadian people do like their hockey jerseys over football attire, but I have yet to see one dreaded Longhorn rag upon any person and/or animal.

Nor have I seen any orange.

Our Northern neighbors at least have that much fashion sense.  I was even able to find a statue of “The Sower” which is very reminiscent of our own glorious sculpture on the Sooner’s hallowed soil.

So, in closing, I can honestly say, even Canadians hate Texas! Resplendent!

What does Brock say?

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