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Fashionista: Going down south to the land of grits and crop tops

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Sooners to be exposed to backwoods couture

Down south we go, where the “Fowl” Winds blow!

Bonjour, mon Ami!  Yes, your fair Fashionista has made it home from the Great White North.  Though I did have a bit of a struggle entering the country from Canada. 

Once the uniformed henchmen realized how wonderfully I was dressed, they demanded I give them some fashion tips to make their own dreary regalia more becoming. I was not sure their commanding officers were going to sign off on the new look until one walked in wearing a charming hot pink beret! 

I left them beaucoup Crimson and Cream accoutrement before heading south.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes! South Carolina. How very backwoods! And with a mascot that represents a misdemeanor. Of course, we are the Sooners, so I shall say no more on the subject.

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Sooner Fashionista: No ‘horns orange up north

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A vacay getaway as I walk the Sooner Runway!

Good Day, my Sooner lovelies!  Or as they say at my current location, “Bonjour, mon ami!”  Yes, your beloved fashionista is strutting the streets of Winnipeg, Canada as we speak.  Brock is here as well.  Who else will I get to carry my luggage then give me tootsie massages later?  I believe I’ll let him hang around a bit longer.

Now as to Great White fashion. The Canadian people do like their hockey jerseys over football attire, but I have yet to see one dreaded Longhorn rag upon any person and/or animal.

Nor have I seen any orange.

Our Northern neighbors at least have that much fashion sense.  I was even able to find a statue of “The Sower” which is very reminiscent of our own glorious sculpture on the Sooner’s hallowed soil.

So, in closing, I can honestly say, even Canadians hate Texas! Resplendent!

What does Brock say?

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Sooner Fashionista takes time to find herself (or the right outfit) before OU-Texas week

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Hello, my Sooner Lovelies!  How you shine in your Crimson and Cream, never give up dressing the dream!  Those colors never run, you know.  ‘Tis true.  They may get muddy and icky depending on how Mother Nature treats her beloved Norman, OK but they will always remain true blue… without the blue…well, you know what I mean.  

Brock has rudely reminded me I’ve gotten off task once again.  Back to Kent State and this week.

Anyhoo! As many of you are aware we are merely one week away from facing those overrated bovines down south known as “Long. Horns.”

Everyone knows that long is out this year.  Whether they be cows or skirts or cows in skirts.  See Texas Cheerleader.  Oh, I’m so naughty!

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