Taking time for health and healing before the beef in Dallas!
Hello, my Sooner Lovelies! How you shine in your Crimson and Cream, never give up dressing the dream! Those colors never run, you know. ‘Tis true. They may get muddy and icky depending on how Mother Nature treats her beloved Norman, OK but they will always remain true blue… without the blue…well, you know what I mean.
Anyhoo! As many of you are aware we are merely one week away from facing those overrated bovines down south known as “Long. Horns.”
Everyone knows that long is out this year. Whether they be cows or skirts or cows in skirts. See Texas Cheerleader. Oh, I’m so naughty!
Brock has rudely reminded me I’ve gotten off task once again. Back to Kent State and this week.
Do you see how easily I’ve been distracted? It’s horrific! I truly need a break before OU/TX. Even Fashionistas need time to get away, wear their favorite loungers, drink chai tea, receive foot massages and meditate.
Even Fashionistas need time to get away, wear their favorite loungers, drink chai tea, receive foot massages and meditate
That shall be Brock and me this week. I’m leaving the proverbial Sooner runway for a while to find myself (Picks up diamond encrusted looking glass) Oh, look. There I am! I’m so cute!
I kid, really. While the Sooners take care of Can’t State, oops sorry, Ken’t State, I shall be taking care of myself. Never fear I will leave you with some fashion advice until my return.
- Looking for Fashion work? Never overlook Dior to Dior salesperson.
- Never make a belt out of watches. It’s a waist of time.
- Never visit a nudist colony as a Fashionista. You’ll wind up in the middle of no wear.
- Sometimes as a stylish person, you will be accused of being Clothes Minded. Never fear. This is a compliment.
- When buying a new pair of shoes, don’t be afraid if the fit is a little off. One of the shoes will never be right.
- And finally, don’t be afraid of unpopular outfits due to the seasons. My favorite person wears a fur coat in the winter and pants in the summer. He is, of course, my beloved Papipoo, Prince Charlie.
Until I see you again. Oh, and Crucify the Golden Flashers. My mind shudders to think what that mascot represents.
Ciao,
The Sooner Fashionista
Melissa, a/k/a “Sooner Fashionista” keeps our couture in check for those fall escapades at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium.
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