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The best and worst Halloween costumes for Sooners

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Bon Jour, mon ami! It’s once again that time of year! When the air turns crisp, the leaves turn colorful and fall fashion is in the air. It’s too bad that it also coincides with one of the worst dressed times of the year.

I, of course, mean Halloween and the silly ideas people come up with. For example, painting yourself yellow and holding your hands up and going as a goal post may seem tempting, but what happens when the home town boys win?

Heaven forbid the unthinkable happens and hundreds of inebriated college students tackle you, pick you up, carry you to Lake Thunderbird and throw you in. Let’s be more creative and stylish, shall we?

With that being said, let’s discuss some of the top costumes of 2025 and how to pull them off with flair.

The legendary Scarecrow. From Wizard of Oz to Batman, the scarecrow is found in many forms. However, it doesn’t have to be dirty and worn with crows dipping and cawing around a smelly, hay ridden body.

How about a stylish three-piece suit, stuffed with cash (even the faux bills will do) topped with a timeless fedora? And we’ve no need for dirty birds. Find a flamingo to follow you about and make sure you feed it plenty of carotenoid rich shrimp to keep the color nice and flaming hot pink.

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Fashionista: Going down south to the land of grits and crop tops

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Sooners to be exposed to backwoods couture

Down south we go, where the “Fowl” Winds blow!

Bonjour, mon Ami!  Yes, your fair Fashionista has made it home from the Great White North.  Though I did have a bit of a struggle entering the country from Canada. 

Once the uniformed henchmen realized how wonderfully I was dressed, they demanded I give them some fashion tips to make their own dreary regalia more becoming. I was not sure their commanding officers were going to sign off on the new look until one walked in wearing a charming hot pink beret! 

I left them beaucoup Crimson and Cream accoutrement before heading south.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes! South Carolina. How very backwoods! And with a mascot that represents a misdemeanor. Of course, we are the Sooners, so I shall say no more on the subject.

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Sooner Fashionista: No ‘horns orange up north

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A vacay getaway as I walk the Sooner Runway!

Good Day, my Sooner lovelies!  Or as they say at my current location, “Bonjour, mon ami!”  Yes, your beloved fashionista is strutting the streets of Winnipeg, Canada as we speak.  Brock is here as well.  Who else will I get to carry my luggage then give me tootsie massages later?  I believe I’ll let him hang around a bit longer.

Now as to Great White fashion. The Canadian people do like their hockey jerseys over football attire, but I have yet to see one dreaded Longhorn rag upon any person and/or animal.

Nor have I seen any orange.

Our Northern neighbors at least have that much fashion sense.  I was even able to find a statue of “The Sower” which is very reminiscent of our own glorious sculpture on the Sooner’s hallowed soil.

So, in closing, I can honestly say, even Canadians hate Texas! Resplendent!

What does Brock say?

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