The Sooner Fashionista Lets the Catty out of the bag!
Buona Giornata, amori miei! ‘Tis time, ‘tis time for your beloved Fashionista’s next to last addition to this season. You see, I do try to keep my catty nature to myself but seeing as this is the 105th tiger mascot we’ve played this fall, I’ve decided to make said feline release my barbed tongue and I will use my Ultimate Pen when writing the PenUltimate column of 2025. Here we go, rowr!
Top 7 bits of fashion advice to give LSU fans:
7. “Oh, I love that you’re so committed to the ‘comfortable” look. It’s so… practical.
6.”That’s a very brave choice for a Saturday morning.”
5. “Your haircut looks good, given what the stylist had to work with.”
4. “It’s great that you don’t worry about things matching perfectly. That’s a real time-saver, I bet.”
3. “Did you just grab those from your dad’s closet? It’s so sweet you’re sharing!”
2.“Did you mean to look like that today?”
And the #1 bit of advice:
“You thought Purple and Gold looked better than Crimson and Creme? Well, bless your heart, you tried.
Oh, someone stop me. I feel my claws growing and my itty, bitty mustache starting to grow. See you on the other side and the trip to our bowl game! Meow!
Boomer Sooner!
— The Sooner Fashionista
Melissa, a/k/a “Sooner Fashionista” keeps our couture in check for those fall escapades at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium.
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