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Sooner Fashionista takes time to find herself (or the right outfit) before OU-Texas week

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Hello, my Sooner Lovelies!  How you shine in your Crimson and Cream, never give up dressing the dream!  Those colors never run, you know.  ‘Tis true.  They may get muddy and icky depending on how Mother Nature treats her beloved Norman, OK but they will always remain true blue… without the blue…well, you know what I mean.  

Brock has rudely reminded me I’ve gotten off task once again.  Back to Kent State and this week.

Anyhoo! As many of you are aware we are merely one week away from facing those overrated bovines down south known as “Long. Horns.”

Everyone knows that long is out this year.  Whether they be cows or skirts or cows in skirts.  See Texas Cheerleader.  Oh, I’m so naughty!

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Auburn colors don’t cut it in Norman

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Good day, my Fellow Fashionistas!  Fear not.  It is truly I, your beloved Sooner Stylist Supreme, this week. 

After a very lively discussion, including a firing, many tears and then a grudging re-hiring, we are back on track.  Brock has agreed to stay out of the laptop if he is allowed a brief statement at the end. 

Though I promised he’ll get said statement, will he actually?  We shall see, shan’t we.  I do so like to watch him clean my pool.

Back on topic, dears.  This week the primly perfumed pussies (I mean this as in kitties –keep your mind from the gutters my darling Soonerlings) of Auburn are coming Normanside to once again try and make orange a viable color within our city li

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“Owl” be seeing you in Pennyslvania

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It’s a fantastic fall morning, my fellow fair fashionistas and here I sit wrapped in my favorite Crimson and Cream kimono, nursing my morning java. 

It does taste better with a tad bit of rum, though nothing over the top, mind you.  No Fashion Forward Female would ever mask her true style with the cover of overindulgence in any form. 

Brock has even decided to join me as I continue my never ending quest for the ultimate Sooner style.  Though I’m sure the neon yoga pants he is wearing have never once seen a yoga studio. 

Anyhoo, enough about my fabulous life.  Let’s look at this week’s matchup between the Temple Owls and our boys in Crimson.

I’ve done some research into this team of football foes.  Why owls?  Does the quarterback have a degree in “Owl”gebra?

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