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Auburn colors don’t cut it in Norman

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Good day, my Fellow Fashionistas!  Fear not.  It is truly I, your beloved Sooner Stylist Supreme, this week. 

After a very lively discussion, including a firing, many tears and then a grudging re-hiring, we are back on track.  Brock has agreed to stay out of the laptop if he is allowed a brief statement at the end. 

Though I promised he’ll get said statement, will he actually?  We shall see, shan’t we.  I do so like to watch him clean my pool.

Back on topic, dears.  This week the primly perfumed pussies (I mean this as in kitties –keep your mind from the gutters my darling Soonerlings) of Auburn are coming Normanside to once again try and make orange a viable color within our city li

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“Owl” be seeing you in Pennyslvania

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It’s a fantastic fall morning, my fellow fair fashionistas and here I sit wrapped in my favorite Crimson and Cream kimono, nursing my morning java. 

It does taste better with a tad bit of rum, though nothing over the top, mind you.  No Fashion Forward Female would ever mask her true style with the cover of overindulgence in any form. 

Brock has even decided to join me as I continue my never ending quest for the ultimate Sooner style.  Though I’m sure the neon yoga pants he is wearing have never once seen a yoga studio. 

Anyhoo, enough about my fabulous life.  Let’s look at this week’s matchup between the Temple Owls and our boys in Crimson.

I’ve done some research into this team of football foes.  Why owls?  Does the quarterback have a degree in “Owl”gebra?

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Ugh — Sooners face blue and maize color scheme

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Good ‘morrow, my little Soonerlings!  I hope your days have been finey, shiny and most of all sublimey.  Mine certainly have been.

After my “unmatched” (this is only allowed in competition, never in fashion) column including male cheerleaders last week, I actually had one contact me. A cheerleader, not a column. 

After he was able to circumnavigate through my security systems that include but are not limited to fingerprint scans, my Papipoo, Prince Charlie, and a Project Runway type judgment, I am happy to introduce Brock, a wonderfully talented male cheerleader to my column.  He is most recently from Maricopa County, Arizona where he urged on the Fighting Artichokes of Scottsdale Community College. “Fighting Artichokes?” you may ask.

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