Cherry over crimson? Perish the thought!
It’s a fantastic fall morning, my fellow fair fashionistas and here I sit wrapped in my favorite Crimson and Cream kimono, nursing my morning java.
It does taste better with a tad bit of rum, though nothing over the top, mind you. No Fashion Forward Female would ever mask her true style with the cover of overindulgence in any form.
Brock has even decided to join me as I continue my never ending quest for the ultimate Sooner style. Though I’m sure the neon yoga pants he is wearing have never once seen a yoga studio.
Who came up with a mascot of an owl? Some feather brain, no doubt.
Anyhoo, enough about my fabulous life. Let’s look at this week’s matchup between the Temple Owls and our boys in Crimson.
I’ve done some research into this team of football foes. Why owls? Does the quarterback have a degree in “Owl”gebra?
Frankly, I couldn’t care less. Call me an owl that has laryngitis. I don’t give a hoot.
I can see the shade of red they wear. Cherry red? Who does cherry red? Someone who may have good fashion sense but is too fruity to show it. Cherry over Crimson?! Perish the thought!
While I’m bemoaning the sheer lack of stylistic thinking, who came up with a mascot of an owl? Some feather brain, no doubt.
I know for a fact that these players look and play just like their dads. How do I know? Like feather like son! Don’t stop me now, darling, I’ve got a million of them.
ATTN Soonerguys Readers: The above written copy was in fact created by my EX-assistant, Brock, who somehow was able to obtain my laptop and rewrite my column. My most sincere apologies.
Have no fear, I will return next week. Tata, my loves!
PS – I do not put Rum in my coffee. How gauche!
Melissa, a/k/a “Sooner Fashionista” keeps our couture in check for those fall escapades at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium.
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