The Adventures of Soonerguy
Last we saw of our Capeless Crusader, he was attempting to unseat an orange-hued squatter that had overtaken his Crimson Cave of Comfort.
As he sits outside the Secret Sanctuary that has safeguarded him securely low these many years, he wonders just how things could have come to this? How could this year get any worse?!
Just as this thought crosses his brain, there’s a loud crack of thunder from the darkening sky! Seemingly from nowhere, a tall figure suddenly stands before him, a wide-brimmed bolero hat on his head and a red cape whipping about him in the wind that has just appeared.
“Say your prayers, Sooner-scum,” the figure sneers villianously, “For I am your worst nightmare! I am… El Bandido Rojo!”
“The Red Bandaid? Gross.”
“No! The Red Raider! And I brought a few of my Amigos!”
Dave: Sooners get momentum with Bedlam win, but play calling is unbelievable
Probably the most frustrating double digit win I have ever seen.
How the Sooners can go from one of the best offensive quarters in recent history to utter incompetence for the rest of the game, is beyond me.
It started out so great. I was so looking forward to a 56-13 beat down of the pokes that I was sure was coming after our explosive start.
But either the offense relaxed so much they lost their edge, or osu made the perfect adjustments, because the Sooners were shutout for that last 3 quarters of the game.
Maybe worse than the lack of scoring after that first quarter, was the complete incompetence in game and time management at the end of the fourth quarter.