The Adventures of Soonerguy
When last we saw Soonerguy, he was battling the deep dark despair that comes with the full realization that life is like a broken pencil: pointless. And, moreover, everything in the universe is doomed to die, much like the hopes and dreams of a college football season.
And he was under attack by nefarious super villains around every corner!
Battered and bruised, he seeks the refuge of his sanctum sanctorum, his fortress of solitude, his safe haven, the Sooner Cave, located in a hidden location somewhere on the campus of the University of Oklahoma.
The Sooner Cave: the one place where Soonerguy might find solace. Where his faithful companion, Sooner-Dog, is always a source of good cheer. Where he can gorge on Cheese Doodles and drown his sorrows in kegs of root beer.
But just as our hangdog and heartsick hero arrives at the door of his domicile he’s greeted by an unexpected sign hanging from the knocker! Written in garish neon orange paint, it reads: “Home of Cowboy Guy”!
A grim Dave hopes Vegas is right about this one
Worst season of OU football in over 20 years.
It was never more apparent than last Saturday in Morgantown when the Sooners bumbled and stumbled to loss number 5 on the year.
Offense, defense, coaching…they were all to blame. We are just a bad team right now that is in danger of not going to a bowl for the first time in over 2 decades.
What’s really frustrating to me is how close we actually are to being 8-2 right now.
One play here or there. One stop. One completed pass. One smarter decision.
The Sooners were blown out it in two games. TCU and texas. Against TCU Gabriel was injured on a cheap shot (shocking from TCU, I know) and missed most of that game and all of the texas game.