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Ugh — Sooners face blue and maize color scheme

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Good ‘morrow, my little Soonerlings!  I hope your days have been finey, shiny and most of all sublimey.  Mine certainly have been.

After my “unmatched” (this is only allowed in competition, never in fashion) column including male cheerleaders last week, I actually had one contact me. A cheerleader, not a column. 

After he was able to circumnavigate through my security systems that include but are not limited to fingerprint scans, my Papipoo, Prince Charlie, and a Project Runway type judgment, I am happy to introduce Brock, a wonderfully talented male cheerleader to my column.  He is most recently from Maricopa County, Arizona where he urged on the Fighting Artichokes of Scottsdale Community College. “Fighting Artichokes?” you may ask.

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Sooner Fashionista’s words of wisdom: ‘Better to be looked over than overlooked’

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Greetings, dear Sooner People! 

Apparently a small brouhaha broke out this weekend. A little well-dressed bird named Pierre told me that the Sooner Nation was so brilliantly attired that the ensuing excitement caused the gridiron to be rushed in an impromptu fashion show on Saturday night. 

I guess the need to show Alabamians how to dress was so desperately needed that it could not wait!  Though I do appreciate the enthusiasm, I do need to remind you that we should act like we have presented ourselves outstandingly before.  Especially when wearing heels.  That turf is murder on Louis Vuitton red.

Now we look forward to this week.  And, darlings, I’ve no patience for another striped villain of the feline persuasion.  We all know: orange is a no-no, real fur is also a no-no.  Creative naming of mascots should be, like a good visit to the powder room,a oui-oui.  I shall write the SEC posthaste.

Therefore, I leave you with some final thoughts on the past Sooner Fashion season.

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Sooner Fashionista: Pass on another kitty, go crimson and cream

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Bon Jour, mes amie! Comment vont vos énormes éléphants aujourd’hui?  Yes, your Sooner Fashionista is multilingual and well traveled! And I needed that experience this week as I decided to do some traveling all for the sake of my faithful readers in Crimson and Cream Country.  

I packed my plush, pink cadillac and took off to the great northeast and headed toward the wilds of MIssouri where we will next find our fashionable selves.  I looked far and wide and Missouri turned out to be so unmemorable that I drove right through it and I am sitting now in a very questionable airBNB in Indiana. 

Yes, my driver and I were so unenthused we missed the whole state altogether.  But, fear not your, tre chic tutor has advice for you, nonetheless.

We were appalled fo find that Missouri, again, hosts Tigers at their unimpressive university.  Tigers?  Again? Really, SEC?  What is your obsession with these massive, lazy kitties?

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