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Fashionista: Let’s dress up Boomer and Sooner

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A horse is a horse, of course, of course

And no one can dress a horse of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is dressed by

Your Sooner Fashionista!

Hello, my lovelies!  It’s your Fashionista bringing all the fashion that is fashion this fall on the football field. 

And upon your Sooner gridiron, occasionally, there are two anthropomorphic horses named Boomer and Sooner.  Not those attached to the Little House on Prairie Wagon but those with human hands and 5 fingers. I kid you not!

But what my fashion filled brain wants to know is whose job is it to dress these said equines? Maestro Venebles?  Surely, not.  The man can barely dress himself. Though their taste in clothes does lean the same way.

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Sooner Fashionista takes time to find herself (or the right outfit) before OU-Texas week

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Hello, my Sooner Lovelies!  How you shine in your Crimson and Cream, never give up dressing the dream!  Those colors never run, you know.  ‘Tis true.  They may get muddy and icky depending on how Mother Nature treats her beloved Norman, OK but they will always remain true blue… without the blue…well, you know what I mean.  

Brock has rudely reminded me I’ve gotten off task once again.  Back to Kent State and this week.

Anyhoo! As many of you are aware we are merely one week away from facing those overrated bovines down south known as “Long. Horns.”

Everyone knows that long is out this year.  Whether they be cows or skirts or cows in skirts.  See Texas Cheerleader.  Oh, I’m so naughty!

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Auburn colors don’t cut it in Norman

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Good day, my Fellow Fashionistas!  Fear not.  It is truly I, your beloved Sooner Stylist Supreme, this week. 

After a very lively discussion, including a firing, many tears and then a grudging re-hiring, we are back on track.  Brock has agreed to stay out of the laptop if he is allowed a brief statement at the end. 

Though I promised he’ll get said statement, will he actually?  We shall see, shan’t we.  I do so like to watch him clean my pool.

Back on topic, dears.  This week the primly perfumed pussies (I mean this as in kitties –keep your mind from the gutters my darling Soonerlings) of Auburn are coming Normanside to once again try and make orange a viable color within our city li

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