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Auburn colors don’t cut it in Norman

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Good day, my Fellow Fashionistas!  Fear not.  It is truly I, your beloved Sooner Stylist Supreme, this week. 

After a very lively discussion, including a firing, many tears and then a grudging re-hiring, we are back on track.  Brock has agreed to stay out of the laptop if he is allowed a brief statement at the end. 

Though I promised he’ll get said statement, will he actually?  We shall see, shan’t we.  I do so like to watch him clean my pool.

Back on topic, dears.  This week the primly perfumed pussies (I mean this as in kitties –keep your mind from the gutters my darling Soonerlings) of Auburn are coming Normanside to once again try and make orange a viable color within our city li

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Sooner Fashionista’s words of wisdom: ‘Better to be looked over than overlooked’

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Greetings, dear Sooner People! 

Apparently a small brouhaha broke out this weekend. A little well-dressed bird named Pierre told me that the Sooner Nation was so brilliantly attired that the ensuing excitement caused the gridiron to be rushed in an impromptu fashion show on Saturday night. 

I guess the need to show Alabamians how to dress was so desperately needed that it could not wait!  Though I do appreciate the enthusiasm, I do need to remind you that we should act like we have presented ourselves outstandingly before.  Especially when wearing heels.  That turf is murder on Louis Vuitton red.

Now we look forward to this week.  And, darlings, I’ve no patience for another striped villain of the feline persuasion.  We all know: orange is a no-no, real fur is also a no-no.  Creative naming of mascots should be, like a good visit to the powder room,a oui-oui.  I shall write the SEC posthaste.

Therefore, I leave you with some final thoughts on the past Sooner Fashion season.

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