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Sooner Fashionista’s words of wisdom: ‘Better to be looked over than overlooked’

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Greetings, dear Sooner People! 

Apparently a small brouhaha broke out this weekend. A little well-dressed bird named Pierre told me that the Sooner Nation was so brilliantly attired that the ensuing excitement caused the gridiron to be rushed in an impromptu fashion show on Saturday night. 

I guess the need to show Alabamians how to dress was so desperately needed that it could not wait!  Though I do appreciate the enthusiasm, I do need to remind you that we should act like we have presented ourselves outstandingly before.  Especially when wearing heels.  That turf is murder on Louis Vuitton red.

Now we look forward to this week.  And, darlings, I’ve no patience for another striped villain of the feline persuasion.  We all know: orange is a no-no, real fur is also a no-no.  Creative naming of mascots should be, like a good visit to the powder room,a oui-oui.  I shall write the SEC posthaste.

Therefore, I leave you with some final thoughts on the past Sooner Fashion season.

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Fashionista: Overalls for banjos and beer

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Hello, my loves!  Welcome to the weekly offering from your friendly football fashion plate: ME!  

It is with a sad heart that I inform you that after much thought, deliberation and research out the wazoo I have come to the following conclusion. Instead of leading you down said Alabam-ian Primrose Path, I will share with you the only fashion I could possibly glean from the folks that associate a Crimson Tide with an elephant:

Overalls with no shirt underneath. Trucker caps. Forrest Gump. Banjos and beer.

Even I, your Magician-ista of modern Mode, the Sooner Fashionista, herself, cannot Harry Potter the Hell out of this makeup.

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