The Adventures of Soonerguy
Last time on the Adventures of Soonerguy, things had gotten downright higgledy-piggledy for our Crimson Crusader. While our hero sorts out the higgle and the piggle, it’s time for the Soonerguy Secret Mystery Message puzzle!
We’ll give you a series of riddles and you’ll have to solve each one to discover the hidden message for this week’s Soonerguy Adventure. We know you’ll have no trouble at all solving this week’s puzzle because unlike his evil adversaries, Soonerguy’s allies and the rest of the Sooner Nation have above average intelligence! Are you ready? Be sure and keep track of the answers below so you can reassemble it all to form this week’s secret message. Here we go!
1) Little Davy crossed the river to get to the fair.
2) While he was there he ate cotton candy, a turkey leg, two footlong corn dogs, a Frito Pie with extra cheese, a peanut butter banana cheeseburger made with Krispy Kreme Donuts, three fried Oreos, fried cheesecake, fried pickles, fried mint ice cream, a fried 1982 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, and a great big juicy steak made from a big dumb cow.
Dave: Crazy stuff happens in OU vs. Texas — but not optimistic this year
New season goal: Become bowl eligible.
And that won’t be easy considering the way the Sooners have looked that past two weeks.
There is no guaranteed win left on the schedule. We can’t even count on Kansas to be a push over anymore.
The defense is lost right now. And it may take a few years before it is found.
I saw some stats from the first few years of Venables’ tenure as Defensive Coordinator at Clemson.
His defenses ranked in the 50’s the first two years. Then in the third year they were a top 10 unit, and consistently stayed there throughout his time with the Tigers.
He is head coach now, so he has many more things that need his attention. Also, we need to realize that the Sooners lost more talent than anyone is willing to admit through graduation and the transfer portal.