Soonerguys Pick ’em Week 2
This week’s Pick ’em games (and Vegas odds):
Alabama (‘Bama by 21) at Texas; South Carolina at Arkansas (Hogs by 9 1/2); Missouri at Kansas State (KSU by 7); Baylor at BYU (BYU by 2); USC at Stanford (USC by 8 1/2).
This week’s selections by our panel of know-it-alls:
Randy: Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor, USC.
David: Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor, USC.
Noah: Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas State, BYU, USC.
Gerald: Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor, USC.
Jack: Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor, USC.
Mason: Alabama, South Carolina, Kansas State, Baylor, Stanford.
Mylin: Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas State, BYU, USC.
Hunter: Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor, USC.
Mike: Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor, USC.
The Adventures of Soonerguy
Last time on the Adventures of Soonerguy, our Crimson and Cream Crusader was chin deep in cheesy deliciousness, trapped in an abandoned Swiss & Cheddar mine. How could he possibly overcome such tangy terribleness?
Meanwhile, in the swanky district of Norman, Oklahoma, a high society debutante with curly golden locks is just exiting the haute couture clothing shop, The Bougie Boutique, when this happens:
“Eeeeeek!”
Minutes later in a less pretentious shopping center at Pennywise Plaza:
“Aaaaaaahh!”
And then again further down the street at the second-hand store Thrifty Boy Floyd:
“What the Ralph?!”