The Adventures of Soonerguy
Previously on the Adventures of Soonerguy:
“Muahahaha!”
“Eeeeeek!”
“Ow! My eye!”
Our Adventurous Avenger (not to be confused with those other guys) was completely overcome with cats, corn and contemptuous contestants of the toady type. He was covered in fur, grits and warts! He was facing a veritable rogues gallery of foes: The Wildcat, King Corn, and The Toad!
Luckily, Soonerguy is well-skilled in Sooner-jitsu, an ancient martial art known only by Soonerguy himself and the inner circle of the secret cabal of devotees within the notorious Sooner Skull and Bones. With a double tuck jump and a flying scissor kick to a whiskered face one of his foes flies backward!
“Jump back, Toad,” Soonerguy commands, as the rotten ribbiter springs forward to land at Soonerguy’s feet. But the beady-eyed baddie is no longer looking at him. He’s glaring over our hero’s shoulder. Soonerguy turns to face the new nemesis behind him.
Dave: No sugar coating — this team is bad right now, until Gabriel makes return
Now I guess we know how it felt to be texas fans when OU was handing them 65-13 and 63-14 beat downs.
But at the very least we can take solace in the fact that we are NOT, in fact, actual texas fans.
I can’t imagine… It’s pretty thin times for Oklahoma Football right now. In some ways historically thin.
But I am sure you have heard all the stats and streaks that have been broken or started during the last three games. No real need to re-hash it all here. There’s no sugar coating it. We are just a bad football team right now.
I do think that Brent, given time, will get it turned around. It just depends on if Joe C. will give him that time. I mean John Blake got three years.
But that was almost 25 years ago. College football is much different now. The money is fatter and the patience is thinner.
I think Joe will do the right thing and give Brent the time he needs. However there needs to be visible improvement pretty quickly. Like this year.