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Fashionista: Girdle and giggle and Boomer Sooner!

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FASIONISTA:

Hello, my darlings, my lovelies of the Sooner Nation! It’s so good to be back at the Crimson and Cream Runway that is the Palace on the Prairie.

Since I last saw you I’ve been traipsing all over the globe, spreading fairy dust and fashion advice whenever there is a need. 

And let me tell you, my Sweetie Pies, Honeybunches, is it ever needed.  What has happened to the fashion world?!  Nothing that hasn’t happened in the past, I assure you.  All fashion faux pas that have disgraced the world before are destined to return! 

To prove my point this week I am housing my beloved mother, the madre of all the mode that is me who has come to assist.  

I decided that we would travel back into the past, to a place where our adored boys of the gridiron last battled and triumphed over the Georgia foes of the coming weekend.  But, after doing some research, of this we shall say no more.  After all, tomorrow is a new day. 

So Mama-ista suggested we go back to the year she was joined in Stylish Matrimony to the Fashion Father who for some reason, only wanted to be called Father.  There is no accounting for taste.  Here, in these halcyon days of yore, we shall compare three fashions of then and now.

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Fashionista: Fashion advice to LSU fans

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Buona Giornata, amori miei! ‘Tis time, ‘tis time for your beloved Fashionista’s next to last addition to this season. You see, I do try to keep my catty nature to myself but seeing as this is the 105th tiger mascot we’ve played this fall, I’ve decided to make said feline release my barbed tongue and I will use my Ultimate Pen when writing the PenUltimate column of 2025.  Here we go, rowr!

Top 7 bits of fashion advice to give LSU fans:

7. “Oh, I love that you’re so committed to the ‘comfortable” look. It’s so… practical.

6.”That’s a very brave choice for a Saturday morning.”

5. “Your haircut looks good, given what the stylist had to work with.”

4. “It’s great that you don’t worry about things matching perfectly. That’s a real time-saver, I bet.”

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Fashionista: Tate’s skin in the game

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juppu’wI’, nuqneH! Yes, my vast language skills reach even unto the stars!  All are welcome here. As long as you love the Sooners, you are welcome to embrace the fashion advice I lovingly bestow each week when the autumn leaves and the foes of our beloved Sooners are falling. 

t’s time for your Treasure Trove of Tres Chic to address the elephant on the gridiron. I am not speaking of the weeping pachyderm spoken of last week.

Nay, nay! I am, in fact, speaking of Tate Sandell, our amazing field goal kicker who decided to give the ladies and some gentlemen a reason to watch the game on Saturdays.  Yes, I am referring to the amazing “booty” short pants he wore when playing those awful orange Vols of Tennessee.

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