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Sooner Fashionista: Show up in anything and you have outdressed ‘Cock couture

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Well, hola, mi amigos?  ¿Que pasa? Hai pasado un pescado. ¿Dónde está el baño? 

I took Spanish in high school and have not forgotten a word.  Why do I bring it up now, on the verge of a visit to South Carolina?  Because, me fashion beauties, after much research I have to ask “Que Pasa” when it comes to fashion in that neck of the backwoods.

I wracked my fashion filled brain to remember even an utterance in any of the top fashion mags about how the folks down south like to present themselves. 

South Carolina is not known for its Chicness nor its knowledge of En Vogue down “that-away” as the locals say. After a meeting with top designers, namely a scroll through Google, I found that the “Game Cocks” (excuse my crudeness of phrase)  of South Carolina are not trend savvy.  Wonder of wonders. 

In fact, I found that the four items of clothing that are needed for fashion completeness are, and I quote, “A T-shirt, a sundress, a vest or pullover and, get ready for this, a hat”.  So basically if you go anywhere and you’re not nude, you’re a trendy fashionista.

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Texas — the cow of chaotic clothing

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Hola, my fellow fashionistas! Welcome to my weekly stroll down the Sooner Catwalk of unmitigated fashion wins. Always in shades of Crimson and Cream and NEVER in any shade of orange. This week our Model’s Horse Stomp down the runway brings us to the Cotton Bowl in Texas,

Aw, Texas, Texas…. Though I have wracked my fashion filled noodle year after year to tear you from your love of that wretched burnt orange, you have not once heeded my advice. Why must you vex me so? But this year is different. I can no longer waste a moment upon your blind fashion no-no’s.

This year I say, “No more. I am done with thee thou cow of chaotic clothing, thou losers of the lousy lingerie.” This week instead, I will talk about one of my favorite subjects: how to dress your pets as stylish sooner fans.

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Sooner Fashionista: Auburn Tiger not great look

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Good ‘morrow, my darlings! It’s time for your Sooner Fashionista, stylist to the entire Sooner Nation, to point you in the right direction once again when it comes to game day fashion.

We may lose the football game, but we do it in style!

But do not worry, dearlings. I, your Glamour Goddess, will do the research for you so you will never fail in this regard.

This week we look to University of Auburn in Alabama. Why must they always be Tigers? One thing I have noticed since we’ve entered the new Fashion Catwalk called the SEC is that they love their “Tigers” in this conference.

Could it be a lack of imagination? Possibly. Probably. Most Definitely.

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