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Fashionista: ‘The elephant shall weep anew’

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Namaste, mere dost! This is your beloved Fashionista coming to you with the sniffles. Yes, your style guru has acquired a virus of some sort and needs to take some time to herself to recover.

How dare such a common thing as the cold virus find its way into my patrician orifices to make me ill?!

Ah, well. In my absence, I’ve asked Brock, who is majoring in Liberal Arts and French Poetry to compose one of his poems in my place this week. I’ve told him to keep it classy, so let’s pray that he does. ‘Til next week, my loves! Ciao!

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The best and worst Halloween costumes for Sooners

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Bon Jour, mon ami! It’s once again that time of year! When the air turns crisp, the leaves turn colorful and fall fashion is in the air. It’s too bad that it also coincides with one of the worst dressed times of the year.

I, of course, mean Halloween and the silly ideas people come up with. For example, painting yourself yellow and holding your hands up and going as a goal post may seem tempting, but what happens when the home town boys win?

Heaven forbid the unthinkable happens and hundreds of inebriated college students tackle you, pick you up, carry you to Lake Thunderbird and throw you in. Let’s be more creative and stylish, shall we?

With that being said, let’s discuss some of the top costumes of 2025 and how to pull them off with flair.

The legendary Scarecrow. From Wizard of Oz to Batman, the scarecrow is found in many forms. However, it doesn’t have to be dirty and worn with crows dipping and cawing around a smelly, hay ridden body.

How about a stylish three-piece suit, stuffed with cash (even the faux bills will do) topped with a timeless fedora? And we’ve no need for dirty birds. Find a flamingo to follow you about and make sure you feed it plenty of carotenoid rich shrimp to keep the color nice and flaming hot pink.

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Fashionista: Let’s dress up Boomer and Sooner

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A horse is a horse, of course, of course

And no one can dress a horse of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is dressed by

Your Sooner Fashionista!

Hello, my lovelies!  It’s your Fashionista bringing all the fashion that is fashion this fall on the football field. 

And upon your Sooner gridiron, occasionally, there are two anthropomorphic horses named Boomer and Sooner.  Not those attached to the Little House on Prairie Wagon but those with human hands and 5 fingers. I kid you not!

But what my fashion filled brain wants to know is whose job is it to dress these said equines? Maestro Venebles?  Surely, not.  The man can barely dress himself. Though their taste in clothes does lean the same way.

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