{"id":13650,"date":"2025-09-18T17:27:01","date_gmt":"2025-09-18T22:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/?p=13650"},"modified":"2025-09-18T17:27:39","modified_gmt":"2025-09-18T22:27:39","slug":"auburn-colors-dont-cut-it-in-norman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/?p=13650","title":{"rendered":"Auburn colors don’t cut it in Norman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Orange is Icky!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Good day, my Fellow Fashionistas!\u00a0<\/strong> Fear not.\u00a0 It is truly I, your beloved Sooner Stylist Supreme, this week.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After a very lively discussion, including a firing, many tears and then a grudging re-hiring, we are back on track.\u00a0 Brock has agreed to stay out of the laptop if he is allowed a brief statement at the end.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Though I promised he\u2019ll get said statement, will he actually?\u00a0 We shall see, shan\u2019t we.\u00a0 I do so like to watch him clean my pool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Good taste, my dears, never comes in a shade of orange<\/mark><\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Back on topic, dears.\u00a0 This week the primly perfumed pussies (I mean this as in kitties –keep your mind from the gutters my darling Soonerlings) of Auburn are coming Normanside to once again try and make orange a viable color within our city limits.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It has been tried before <\/strong>and no matter the shade of that ghastly color, it has never quite caught on within the University confines.\u00a0 (My apologies to the Norman High Tigers.\u00a0 Fight on Norman High!)\u00a0 We must never back down when it comes to keeping good taste on the gridiron of our Sooners.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Good taste, my dears, never<\/em> comes in a shade of orange.\u00a0 Ick<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, be it Apricot, Amber, Burnt, Coral or Fulvous: Orange will always be forboden<\/em>. Crimson and Cream is always the dream \u2018round here.\u00a0 Wear it loud and proud, my darlings!\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

As for Auburn, I\u2019ve heard a thing or two about them.\u00a0 We Fashionistas talk across state lines.\u00a0In fact, one in Alabama said she had an Auburn football alum on her porch and couldn\u2019t get him to leave.\u00a0I asked, \u201cDid you pay him for the pizza?\u201d\u00a0 Aw! Burn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tata til next time, my loves!  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now for Brock’s fashion joke<\/strong> of the week:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A woman tried to board a bus but her skirt was so tight that she couldn’t make the step up. So she reached behind her, lowered her zip and tried again. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still the skirt was too tight. So again she reached behind her, lowered her zipper a little more and tried to negotiate the step. But still the skirt was too tight. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Determined to catch this bus, she once more reached behind her, lowered the zipper a little more and attempted to climb aboard. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suddenly she felt two hands on her butt, helping her on to the bus. She turned around angrily and told the man behind her: “Sir, I don’t know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man replied: “Lady, I don’t know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Sooner Fashionista<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Melissa, a\/k\/a “Sooner Fashionista” keeps our couture in check for those fall escapades at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium. <\/mark><\/strong><\/sub><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Good day, my Fellow Fashionistas!\u00a0 Fear not.\u00a0 It is truly I, your beloved Sooner Stylist Supreme, this week.\u00a0<\/p>\n

After a very lively discussion, including a firing, many tears and then a grudging re-hiring, we are back on track.\u00a0 Brock has agreed to stay out of the laptop if he is allowed a brief statement at the end.\u00a0 <\/p>\n

Though I promised he\u2019ll get said statement, will he actually?\u00a0 We shall see, shan\u2019t we.\u00a0 I do so like to watch him clean my pool.<\/p>\n

Back on topic, dears.\u00a0 This week the primly perfumed pussies (I mean this as in kitties –keep your mind from the gutters my darling Soonerlings) of Auburn are coming Normanside to once again try and make orange a viable color within our city li<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":13636,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[617,592],"class_list":["post-13650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured-content","tag-auburn","tag-fashionista"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13650"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13653,"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13650\/revisions\/13653"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soonerguys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}