The Adventures of Soonerguy
Last time on the Adventures of Soonerguy, things had gotten downright higgledy-piggledy for our Crimson Crusader. While our hero sorts out the higgle and the piggle, it’s time for the Soonerguy Secret Mystery Message puzzle!
We’ll give you a series of riddles and you’ll have to solve each one to discover the hidden message for this week’s Soonerguy Adventure. We know you’ll have no trouble at all solving this week’s puzzle because unlike his evil adversaries, Soonerguy’s allies and the rest of the Sooner Nation have above average intelligence! Are you ready? Be sure and keep track of the answers below so you can reassemble it all to form this week’s secret message. Here we go!
1) Little Davy crossed the river to get to the fair.
2) While he was there he ate cotton candy, a turkey leg, two footlong corn dogs, a Frito Pie with extra cheese, a peanut butter banana cheeseburger made with Krispy Kreme Donuts, three fried Oreos, fried cheesecake, fried pickles, fried mint ice cream, a fried 1982 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, and a great big juicy steak made from a big dumb cow.