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Mad Dog: SEC In-Breds are Full of It

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I have spent much of the last nearly three months in beautiful Port Orchard, Washington, walking the quiet forest floors, looking up at 300-foot pine trees while the cool Pacific Ocean breezes waft across the bay straight into my youngest daughter’s hill-top home.

Here the eagles, fly, the seals frolic and the porpoises jump for glee.

I definitely think I can see Russia from here!

I also have been dreaming all summer long of Jennifer Connelly and Diane Lane, but in the last few days before my departure back to Sugarland, Texas, where I will return to lock-up, I have had the painful displeasure of joining several SEC College Football fan sites.

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Defense? We Ain’t Got No Stinkin’ Defense

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It is now official, I’m just as great a psychic future fortune teller as was Nostradamus, Edgar Cayce or Jean Dixon.

OU’s football team should never again play Kansas State under any circumstances, anywhere, anytime ever again – without some Witch/Conjurer/Sorcerer who magically transports themselves to the center of the field wherever the teams are playing and then proceeds to cast a spell on football ineptitude, stupidity and poor play over every second of KSU’s play.

The Curse Of The Wildcat has struck OU again. And this time, it was not only ugly proved beyond a shadow of a doubt, that, right now, Venables, et al on the defensive coaching staff, have no Sooner magic over a barely acceptable, very poor defensive squad.

In the Sooner’s mystifying and epic defensive collapse last Saturday a seemingly dumbstruck Venables, the head Defensive Coordinator, and Co-Defensive Coordinator Ted Roof looked bewildered in the post-game press conference, with not a real answer between them of how they are going to fix the Calamity Of The 12 Defense that trotted onto the field in Kansas?

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Here Comes The Hard Part For Fast-Starting Sooners

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OU Okie Dokie. The easy part, relatively speaking, is now over.

Nebraska, already bleeding Husker red all over the field and in the seats after an absolutely horrific season start in its first three games of the season, must be crying to the college football Gods, beseeching them for some kind of pigskin salvation.

It is truly tragic how far one of college football’s greatest ever has fallen this low. And the Cornhusker faithful thought Bo Pelini was bad. They have now discovered how bad historically bad really is.

Big Red Of The North – we Sooners can and do sympathetically, with squinted eyes and vomit rising in our throats, want to tell you WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

Actually, we aren’t all that sympathetic really.

Kicking your football guts out on Astroturf (or whatever it’s called these days) can never happen enough, as far as every true Sooner fan knows. We probably won’t be seeing you again anytime soon.

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