OU-Texas Humor (OK, mostly Texas jokes)
It’s all in good fun, folks:
The entire University of Texas football team is on a striper fishing trip on Lake Texoma. A single University of Oklahoma football player steps out on the bushes on the Oklahoma shoreline and says, “Send any 10 of your players to the shore and I will whip them all by myself.” He then disappears back into the bushes.
Ten insulted and angry UT players motor boat to shore and chase after the Sooner behind the bushes. All kinds of crashing and banging is heard, and the boat is sent back with the 10 Texas players too beat up to speak. The Oklahoma player steps out and says, “Send me any 15 of your boys and I’ll whip them all by myself.” He disappears into the bushes again. Fifteen angry Longhorns come ashore and step into the bushes. Crashing and banging again is heard. Then the 15 beat up and exhausted Texas players retreat back to their boat.
The Oklahoma player steps out again. “Send me any 20 of your players and I’ll whip them all by myself.” About that time a beat up Texas player revives and says, “Don’t believe him boys, there’s two of ’em.”
