The Adventures of Soonerguy
Episode 8
Halloween Treat: A Wind in Need is Not a Friend Indeed
Last we saw Soonerguy, our intrepid hero was, was… give me a sec. I really can’t remember, hang on while I look it up… (I hate bye weeks). Oh, yeah…
Last we saw Soonerguy, our intrepid hero was facing a naked bird. Fearsome fowl, indeed!
The Crimson Crusader had finally given up on the Jaybird’s return and retreated to the Sooner Cave, deep within Sooner Country, to contemplate his next step, his wardrobe choices, life, the universe and everything. Standing at his Sooner Chemistry Set (only $99.99 at the Campus Corner Store across the street), he mixes two volatile liquids together. The red liquid quickly changes colors. First purple. Then green. Then Orange!
After detailed calculations, he intensely studies the test tube in his hand, his goggles fogging, he frowns doubtfully at the observed result.
“43!? That doesn’t seem right,” he mumbles, wiping the red slime that has formed on his right hand on his white lab coat.
Thump! Thump!
Dave: OU offense to be put to the test in Ames
We figured out at least one thing from the win against the Kansas Jayhawks a week ago Saturday. Dillion Gabriel is by far and away the MVP of this team.
Zero points against the shorthorns without Gabriel, 52 against Kansas with him.
And that wasn’t because the texas defense are world beaters. Far from it. It’s just that our back up QB situation is really that bad right now.
This team will go as far as Dillion and the offense will take them because the defense is still very much a work in progress.